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Shark Tales: The Consumption of Robert Pamperin
The story of the 1959 “swallowed whole” Great White shark attack upon diver Robert Pamperin in La Jolla still gives me the chills. I read various accounts of this horrific event every now and then to creep myself out and…
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Start breakfast off right in the Wild West with a tasty glance at the 5 Worst Bear Attacks in History. Goes well with link sausages. ———————— #BearAttacks #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram…
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The headlines attending this now-viral fracas invariably read “Bull Attacks Woman on Mexican Beach” when they might possibly better read “Abject Moron Pesters Bull and Gets Exactly What She Deserves for Her Brazen Stupidity.” ———————— #HeartWarming #Bull #HumanIdiocy #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran…
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Perhaps AI should manage things for stupid humans. The genius who wrote this shark horror story refers to the dreaded fish as “a mammal” and the article also features a photo of a killer whale, apropos of nothing. —————— #ReasonsForAI…
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Ho hum. ———————— #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary
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Australia—Home of Person-Pulverizing Predators
Start Monday off with a bit of hammy alliteration and a list of the supposed “10 Most Dangerous Creatures” in Australia. Everyone likes a list, right? (Probably not.) Everyone can find Australia quickly on a map of the world, right?…
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Read ‘em and Weep
Publishing sales figures for the first quarter of 2024. —————————— #Publishing #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary
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Because Great White Sharks Are So Difficult to Recognize
This asswipe got off easy. I’d add to the punishment, e.g. put him in a room for two weeks and make him listen to Greta Thunberg scoldings at the highest volume possible. Seriously, this dude ought to have been fined…
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SPIN, BITCHES!
Show your enthusiasm for the coming weekend. [ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more…
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Get That Coin, Willie Nelson
You’ve been such a wallflower in every other respect. ——————— #WillieNelson #CannabisCookbook #Prolific! #AnythingForABuck #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary
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