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Coral Reef Bleaching
When pressed for a comment by local reporters, Australia’s Great Barrier Reef replied, “If it’s good enough for human assholes, it’s good enough for us.” All other inquiries were referred to the reef’s publicity team, which refused further comment. ——————…
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IF Megalodon Exists …
… I hope one of them appears and begins eating killer whales two by two. I’m not a fan of the various goofy shark movies (Sharknado, The Meg, Deep Water, etc.) but I might pay to watch a dumb flick…
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Secrets from the Oracle
Earth will end in an exploding ball of rotten lutefiske the size of a schoolbus. Lutherans of Finland have been plotting this downfall for decades. And we all thought it would be Russia. Brace yourselves. ———————— #Lutefiske #Armageddon #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran…
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Words of Wisdom for the Day
DRUNKS RUIN LIVES (Or, at least they try to do so BUT if you stand on your own solid ground, you can’t be ruined by a drunk … unless one hits you in a car at 100 MPH and dismembers…
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Keep That Algorithm
as vibrant as a recently pinged tuning fork. ———— #AimlessRejoinders #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary #SatiricalAttitudes
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This Did Seem Overdue …
Good for them. In other circles of concern, your song is probably No. 3 with a bullet in China and you don’t even know it. ————— #Royalties #PaymentDue #MusicalRoyalties #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho…
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Get the Kit on Amazon!
Assembly required, but hours of fun for the whole family. ———— #Hatshepsut #Temple #ModelTemple #MetropolitanMuseum #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary #SatiricalAttitudes
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Humanity Will Have to Do …
… with a little less VICE, apparently. And a lot more AI. ———— #Vice #OutOfBusiness #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram #ArtistsOfInstagram #AuthorsOfInstagram #PopCulture #RandomCommentary #SatiricalAttitudes
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Dead Shark Filler
Possibly pregnant female Great White Shark washed up in semi-swanky Navarre Beach along Florida’s “Redneck Riviera” (Gulf side) and is DEAD. Clearly a midsize girl on the cusp of becoming a Big Mama. Another five-six years and she would have…
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Going Through the Motions
In case anyone didn’t know, one of the favorite new genre buzzwords in publishing is “spicy”. Entire tables of “spicy” titles are proudly displayed at brick and mortar bookstores (if you can find such a store) and one can locate…
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