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Check that Clown’s Cellar
Not. For. A. Million. Dollars. “Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Whiskey the Grizzled Child-Snatcher to Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey!” #Nightmares —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January…
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Betwixt But Not Between
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️FIVE. MILLION-SELLING. HITS.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Including the classics: The First Time (Ever I Tried To See Your Face) Mama Dropped Me, Papa Popped Me Pleased to Meet You Both Short Bus Boogie Move To The Left and Rock Me —— [ THE…
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You Betta Twerk!
You haven’t “party danced” until you’ve twerked along to Mrs. Mills’s sizzling rendition of Cardi B’s Wet Ass Pussy (WAP). It must be heard to be believed.* *or seen; in her phenomenal music video for WAP, Mrs. Mills lets loose…
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You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
For those breathless millions who awaited and then grooved to the red-hot swingin’ vibes of Mr. Fudpucker Sr., others longed for the day when the dynasty would sweep the globe as Elmer Jr. took up the mantle as a noted…
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Shades of Joy Indeed
On the cover of this masterpiece, El Topo demonstrates the shade of joy called “Psychotic Break in the Key of Manson.” Nine other timeless odes to the various manifestations of joy can be found on the collection, including “Her Head’s…
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Better Screen Your Calls
JERRY: “Hello? This is Jerry.” GOD: “Jerry? Hi. This is God. I’m sorry to interrupt your show but I wanted to let you know that your act sucks dog balls.” ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all…
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Closed For Business Until a Breakthrough?
Looking at the world, lately, I had the feeling he was preoccupied. They say Metamucil or prunes can help with these extended bouts. Surely there’s a prune tree in the Garden. Get Gabriel on it, STAT. Hopefully he’s got a…
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MORE Than a Feelin’
No, but I’ll donate $60 for a flea-bath at PetSmart. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Satire #Charity #BadAlbumCovers #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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Hang In There …
We hear you, Pauline, we know what Randy has been doing in the church basement, and we’re on our way. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026]…
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So Close Yet So Far
Word has it that bad management kept this duo from the brink of superstardom. Others point to the rumor that they toured with a pair of moldering coffins and only performed at night. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark…
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