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Anne With an E-Ticket: Forget Those Green Gables—It’s Hollywood or Bust!
“Mister, I don’t know how I ended-up in this godforsaken neck of the Canadian woods, but my ticket specifically said ‘Hollywood, USA.’ That’s where I’m going to seek my fame and fortune. Got it? Bright lights. Beautiful people. The only…
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Betting On the Big Green Bad Boy
Yes, yes, the world needs another Godzilla movie like it needs another gazillion-dollar comic book tentpole extravaganza written by twenty-two year old cognitively dissonant ADHD graduates of Dissociated U. But THIS Godzilla movie, Godzilla Minus One (whatever the hell that’s…
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WordPress Is Sucking Hind Teat
I have used this blogging site service since 2012. It’s chief attraction, for me, was a straightforward and user-friendly quality. In subsequent years, I have watched it become steadily more incoherent, convoluted, chaotic, and flat-out asinine in terms of basic…
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Everything Gets Eaten
No matter what you are in this precarious, ongoing Melodrama, from amoeba to gigabyte, your ultimate fate is to be consumed. The dolphin in THIS VIDEO was probably sick and maybe already dead when the Great White Sharks came upon…
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My Twisted Mind On Display
Here’s a gander at a rough draft of one of my early comic panels—a piece that will be included in a much larger collection to be published in late 2024 or early 2025 by Brightbourne. I have hundreds of new…
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BUT … Was There Enough Stuff Left Over to Identify These Darlings?
“Keep reading, little Cindy. It’s almost bedtime.” “Okay, Mother … ‘then the handsome Prince married Cinderella, and, after the wedding, she threw her stepmother, Kris, and her stepsisters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall into a pool filled with starving…
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The Shark Was Agitated Because YOU Were The Treat Atop The Hors d’Oeuvres Tray (Surfboard)
They are coming to the Cape, boys and girls, and NOT just for the cod. [Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of…
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Apollo Had His Own Parthenon. Sort Of …
THIS LINK showcases a fascinating little article about the temple built for the mighty god Apollo at the ancient Greek site of Epicurus. The most intriguing aspect of this fabulous edifice is that it was built specifically in the style…
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Talk Amongst Yourselves
I have been writing and illustrating new material and have precious little time to escape the nightmares—literal nightmares—that accompany work on long-form projects, but I shall not leave the multitudes adrift. All shall be given a topic to ponder and…
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More Sharks … More Chances to Become Lunch
There have been a couple of shocking Great White Shark attacks off Australian and New Zealand shores in the last few days—one devastatingly fatal and the other resulting in a lucky escape. The first attack found a 55 year-old man…