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Fairy Tales Can STILL Be Relevant Today!
” …and then Goldilocks successfully sued the bears to the point of abject poverty because they had failed to put a warning label on the bowl of hot porridge before she burglarized their home. THE END!” ——— [Jonathan is busy…
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Random Aughts Movie Review: The Wretchedness of HANSEL and GRETEL: Witch Hunters
Look, this film is not going to get a truly in-depth review because it is as shallow as a freakin’ backyard plastic kiddie pool and doesn’t merit keen analysis, but I do have a few pointed remarks I would like…
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They Heard About It From Farallon Island Sharks
THIS specific behavior among shark populations when invaded by marauding pods of killer whales is certainly interesting but far from unprecedented. It has been observed and documented among Great White Shark populations around the Farallon Islands, seventeen miles west of…
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It Hard to Find a More Dangerous Arachnid
The Phoneutria species of South American spiders are large, Ctenid wandering hunters who prowl the forest floors and trees for all sorts of prey: roaches; lizards; birds; frogs; small snakes; etc. They have long been known to harbor, milligram for…
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Newest Promo-Track from the Upcoming Jessi Colter Album
A touch of contemporary outlaw razzle-dazzle is added to an obscure Colter offering from the 1980s, produced by Margo Price, engineered and mixed by Shooter Jennings. This entire album project (Edge of Forever, Appalachia Record Co.) drops October 27, is…
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WHULL, WHO Would Have Guessed?
Russell Crowe ASCENT captured in all its hoary glory. Really, why are any of us striving if THIS is what you might end-up with? [Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for…
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The USA Is Mentally Ill and Needs a Transorbital Lobotomy
Case and point: A MOTHER who looks (strictly in terms of casual observation, solely and allegedly, possibly, and only perhaps) like a crack-headed dipshit cunt from the Ninth Cesspit from Hell leaves her toddler unattended in a hot car for…
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Addictively Asinine Kid-Kibble of Yore! BOO BERRY Cereal Takes All Honors
TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: BOO BERRY CEREAL (General Mills) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: As one of a trilogy of “monster-themed” cereals introduced by General Mills in the mid-1970s (along with Frankenberry and Count Chocula) Boo Berry was touted by its makers as “the first cereal to ever taste like blueberries.”…
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New Smyrna Beach, Florida. Where YOU Are Always on the Menu!
As a former longtime citizen of St. Augustine just up the highway, I can say that even the people in my hometown have long been aware that the waters off New Smyrna Beach have always been extra “sharky.” Whatever odd…
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What Am I UP To? Allow Me …
WHULL, at present I have six major book projects “in the hopper,” as it were, many of them lavishly illustrated and all of them in various stages of completion or near-completion. I am referring to this fecund period as the…
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