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Port Macquarie Shark Victim a Fighter And Then Some
New details are emerging about the stunning fight Australian surfer Toby Begg put up against a 15-ft. Great White Shark that took one of his legs in the waters off Port Macquarie. Not only did 44 year-old Begg battle against…
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Another One Dusts the Bite
Wrenching news out of Port Macquarie waters in Australia: 44 year-old surfer, Toby Begg, was attacked by a 15-ft. great white shark while in the midst of his circle of friends, floating about to catch some waves, and in the…
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Books Are Great …
… but you can’t eat ‘em. Even in Venezuela. [Look for Jonathan Kieran’s fabulous new—as yet untitled—book of hundreds of witty, cynical, zeitgeist-rocking, and knee-slappingly clever cartoons of Pure Smartassery in 2024! Stay tuned for developing news and previews.] ———…
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Crocs and Gators … Pugs For Taters, Precious!
’Tis a sad commentary upon the federally encouraged explosion of dangerous reptilian populations when drones capture an American crocodile swimming along a canal with a dead pug dog in its mouth. Some careless MeeMaw of the South clearly let little…
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Can X Get Over the Hump …
… of will it disentangle itself from the “digistential” glue that presently holds the entire cacophony of screeching, detached soul-spew into one noxious sphere of cosmic Ruin, causing it to experience what Jan Levinson foresaw after revealing her public romance…
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More Harrowing (Yet Majestic) Great White Shark Footage!
This recent drone-footage of a rather hefty Great White Shark sizing-up a couple of possibly pants-pooping South African surfers will give you a good old fashioned case of the rising neck-hairs. The best part of this video? The Big Mama…
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Random and Truly Gentle Life-Impressions
We really are sinking to new lows every day as a culture, as a species. What a thrill it would be, what a grace to the very air it would be, if every human being on earth, all at the…
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I Always Knew These Malevolent Birds Would Arise
“Penguin Axes Legendary Publisher.” There have long been rumors of aggressiveness and malice lurking beneath the darkling feathers of this species and its jolly, waddling “tuxedo” approach to other beings, but this abomination is unprecedented. As far as my knowledge…
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The Poop’s Exorcist
Not that I was in any way stunned or surprised, but the big-budget Russell Crowe-helmed horror flick, The Pope’s Exorcist, turned out to be one of the five or six worst specimens of cinematic deuce-pinching imaginable. The story was asinine.…
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Dog Days, Dog Star
Few people pay much attention to the star Sirius anymore. It’s the brightest star in the heavens and associated with the Orion constellation. It vanishes beneath the visible horizon of our portion of the world for just over two months…
Jonathan Kieran 