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It Hard to Find a More Dangerous Arachnid
The Phoneutria species of South American spiders are large, Ctenid wandering hunters who prowl the forest floors and trees for all sorts of prey: roaches; lizards; birds; frogs; small snakes; etc. They have long been known to harbor, milligram for…
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Newest Promo-Track from the Upcoming Jessi Colter Album
A touch of contemporary outlaw razzle-dazzle is added to an obscure Colter offering from the 1980s, produced by Margo Price, engineered and mixed by Shooter Jennings. This entire album project (Edge of Forever, Appalachia Record Co.) drops October 27, is…
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WHULL, WHO Would Have Guessed?
Russell Crowe ASCENT captured in all its hoary glory. Really, why are any of us striving if THIS is what you might end-up with? [Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for…
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The USA Is Mentally Ill and Needs a Transorbital Lobotomy
Case and point: A MOTHER who looks (strictly in terms of casual observation, solely and allegedly, possibly, and only perhaps) like a crack-headed dipshit cunt from the Ninth Cesspit from Hell leaves her toddler unattended in a hot car for…
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Addictively Asinine Kid-Kibble of Yore! BOO BERRY Cereal Takes All Honors
TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: BOO BERRY CEREAL (General Mills) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: As one of a trilogy of “monster-themed” cereals introduced by General Mills in the mid-1970s (along with Frankenberry and Count Chocula) Boo Berry was touted by its makers as “the first cereal to ever taste like blueberries.”…
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New Smyrna Beach, Florida. Where YOU Are Always on the Menu!
As a former longtime citizen of St. Augustine just up the highway, I can say that even the people in my hometown have long been aware that the waters off New Smyrna Beach have always been extra “sharky.” Whatever odd…
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What Am I UP To? Allow Me …
WHULL, at present I have six major book projects “in the hopper,” as it were, many of them lavishly illustrated and all of them in various stages of completion or near-completion. I am referring to this fecund period as the…
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Great White Screaming And Biting and Sundry
HERE is some sharky footage you can sink your own teeth into. [Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get…
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Cinema de Puque! Jonny’s Hall of Lame Presents …
JONNY’S RETRO-CINEMA HALL OF LAME presents TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS (1965) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Director Bert Gordon with “Stars” Beau Bridges, Tommy Kirk, Joy Harmon, Johnny Crawford, Ron Howard, Robert Random, Toni Basil, Vicki London, and other Assorted Aces…
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Cult Movies We Adore! Buckle-Up for GALAXY QUEST
TODAY’S ILLUSTRIOUS HONOREE: GALAXY QUEST (1999)DreamWorks. Posted by JONATHAN KIERAN You won’t find a more hysterically funny –or affectionate– send-up of Sci-Fi and Sci-Fi Fandom! GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, etc. RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Few contemporary satirical films…
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