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Predator Orginalis
And you thought the bad guy from the Arnold Schwarzenegger franchise was creepy. Hang onto your Mamas, friends! ——————— #Predators #Prehistory #TheyUgly #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram
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Cintra Wilson Will SAVE Your Soul
I have to admit: I didn’t actually ask Jesus for any favors yesterday, so I ain’t knocking Him. But I didn’t need to invoke or supplicate—Cintra Wilson got there first and I am spreading her Gospel, baby. —————- #CintraWilson #Substack…
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Tunguska Or Bust!
Great asteroid strikes throughout history (and pre-history) have always captured my interest, whether the hurtling space-rock is big enough to extinguish dinosaurs across the globe or “merely” able to leave behind an impact crater the size of a lake. One…
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Do you know what kind of damage can be inflicted by an empty liquor bottle tossed from a car window? From an altitude of a few hundred feet? ——————— #NotForTheHoiPolloi #ReinforceYourRooftops #TooStupidToLive #BringBackDinosaurs #TheCurrentCropOfHumans #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood…
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Nah, I’m Guessing Isis
Among the many ancient Egyptian deities who made their way out of the country and around the Levant, as well as the rest of the Mediterranean Basin, the goddess Hathor was certainly one of the most cleverly marketed. As Divine…
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The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Especially when you mess with her Panhandle. RIP to the lost. Riptides are terrifying (I have been caught in a couple of them) but the key is to counter the natural urge to panic, float a bit with the contrary…
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Another Reason to Run Naked Through the Bush Down Under!
These kinds of encounters happen fairly often in Australia, apparently. In homes and footwear and discarded soda cans and so on and so forth. For a snake so poisonous, though, I wish “they” had been more creative when coming up…
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NEVER Canonize Anyone With a Unibrow. Also, Don’t Try to Clean a Florida Man’s Pool
The first portion of my headline is frankly self-explanatory. Those possessed of a unibrow are clearly bedeviled and hardly worthy of institutional veneration, much less any glimpse of beatific vision in the hypothetical afterlife (Yes, I’m talking about YOU, Lucia…
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Triggered by Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway’s works are now being labeled with “trigger warnings” in some quarters. Certain people need to grow the fuck up, expand their horizons by broad study of basic historical realities, and—here’s an idea!—READ and discover little concepts like PERSPECTIVE…
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New Things that Sting!
Marine biology is endlessly fascinating to me, at least as much (if not more so) than astronomical study. As above, so below … but “below” is always a lot more complex and interesting and ALIVE than rocks and dust swirling…
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