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Crocs and Gators … Pugs For Taters, Precious!
’Tis a sad commentary upon the federally encouraged explosion of dangerous reptilian populations when drones capture an American crocodile swimming along a canal with a dead pug dog in its mouth. Some careless MeeMaw of the South clearly let little…
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Can X Get Over the Hump …
… of will it disentangle itself from the “digistential” glue that presently holds the entire cacophony of screeching, detached soul-spew into one noxious sphere of cosmic Ruin, causing it to experience what Jan Levinson foresaw after revealing her public romance…
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More Harrowing (Yet Majestic) Great White Shark Footage!
This recent drone-footage of a rather hefty Great White Shark sizing-up a couple of possibly pants-pooping South African surfers will give you a good old fashioned case of the rising neck-hairs. The best part of this video? The Big Mama…
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Random and Truly Gentle Life-Impressions
We really are sinking to new lows every day as a culture, as a species. What a thrill it would be, what a grace to the very air it would be, if every human being on earth, all at the…
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I Always Knew These Malevolent Birds Would Arise
“Penguin Axes Legendary Publisher.” There have long been rumors of aggressiveness and malice lurking beneath the darkling feathers of this species and its jolly, waddling “tuxedo” approach to other beings, but this abomination is unprecedented. As far as my knowledge…
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The Poop’s Exorcist
Not that I was in any way stunned or surprised, but the big-budget Russell Crowe-helmed horror flick, The Pope’s Exorcist, turned out to be one of the five or six worst specimens of cinematic deuce-pinching imaginable. The story was asinine.…
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Dog Days, Dog Star
Few people pay much attention to the star Sirius anymore. It’s the brightest star in the heavens and associated with the Orion constellation. It vanishes beneath the visible horizon of our portion of the world for just over two months…
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Queen of Outlaw Music Jessi Colter Returns in Power
FINALLY, the OG Legend and Queen of Outlaw music Jessi Colter returns to the game with her long-awaited new album, Edge of Forever, and the eponymous first single finds Colter at her country-funk, blues-rock, mystical, dazzling Americana best. It’s a…
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Stay Out of the Water, Anne of Green Gables!
With great white sharks the size of polar bears lurking off Prince Edward Island, you’d better hightail it up a cherry tree, all silllllvery in the moonlight, Anne, or maybe walk the ridgepole of Moody’s roof. Your chances of survival…
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NYT Legend Cintra Wilson Gets Her Haggis On in Scotland and In STYLE, Ye Pies
Cintra Wilson is one of our genuine American literary geniuses and a friend of mine, so I love supporting her ever-evolving body of multi-media artistry. Recently, she was whisked away to Scotland for High Wizardly consultations and had a chance…
Jonathan Kieran 