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Sobek Vs. Nekhbet
Nekhbet loses. [Look for Jonathan Kieran’s fabulous new—as yet untitled—book of hundreds of witty, cynical, zeitgeist-rocking, and knee-slappingly clever cartoons of Pure Smartassery in 2024! Stay tuned for developing news and previews.] ———————- #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor…
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Well Of Course Sharks Love Cape Cod
Even THEY know the chowder’s great there. So long as there are enough people in the water, that is. [Look for Jonathan Kieran’s fabulous new—as yet untitled—book of hundreds of witty, cynical, zeitgeist-rocking, and knee-slappingly clever cartoons of Pure Smartassery…
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🎶I Wanna Be a UFO Whistleblower🎶
Not really. That would increase the likelihood that I had, at one time, been anally probed by aliens with a whistleblower, probably one of those freaky, long whoopee-ZOOT whistle devices used by the Three Stooges in their old movies (the…
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Predator Orginalis
And you thought the bad guy from the Arnold Schwarzenegger franchise was creepy. Hang onto your Mamas, friends! ——————— #Predators #Prehistory #TheyUgly #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranNewAlbum #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho #JonathanKieranJericho #JerichoAlbum #WritersOfInstagram
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Cintra Wilson Will SAVE Your Soul
I have to admit: I didn’t actually ask Jesus for any favors yesterday, so I ain’t knocking Him. But I didn’t need to invoke or supplicate—Cintra Wilson got there first and I am spreading her Gospel, baby. —————- #CintraWilson #Substack…
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Tunguska Or Bust!
Great asteroid strikes throughout history (and pre-history) have always captured my interest, whether the hurtling space-rock is big enough to extinguish dinosaurs across the globe or “merely” able to leave behind an impact crater the size of a lake. One…
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Do you know what kind of damage can be inflicted by an empty liquor bottle tossed from a car window? From an altitude of a few hundred feet? ——————— #NotForTheHoiPolloi #ReinforceYourRooftops #TooStupidToLive #BringBackDinosaurs #TheCurrentCropOfHumans #AuthorJonathanKieran #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #Wistwood…
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Nah, I’m Guessing Isis
Among the many ancient Egyptian deities who made their way out of the country and around the Levant, as well as the rest of the Mediterranean Basin, the goddess Hathor was certainly one of the most cleverly marketed. As Divine…
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The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Especially when you mess with her Panhandle. RIP to the lost. Riptides are terrifying (I have been caught in a couple of them) but the key is to counter the natural urge to panic, float a bit with the contrary…
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Another Reason to Run Naked Through the Bush Down Under!
These kinds of encounters happen fairly often in Australia, apparently. In homes and footwear and discarded soda cans and so on and so forth. For a snake so poisonous, though, I wish “they” had been more creative when coming up…
