POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN

"Daisy, you daft little baggage, how many times do I have to say it? Never tell a cheeky suitor you're well-known for your Bubble-and-Squeak. Bubble-and-Squeak always leads to demands for Toad-in-the-Hole, and when a girl starts down that path, there's nothin' left but heartbreak and a little Spotted Dick in the end.  Trust a woman of experience, Daisy. The last thing you want is a lifetime of Spotted Dick, especially in the end. Now tend to that Hollandaise before it curdles and I have to box your funny little ears."

“Daisy, you daft little baggage, how many times do I have to say it? Never tell a cheeky suitor you’re well-known for your Bubble-and-Squeak. Bubble-and-Squeak always leads to demands for Toad-in-the-Hole, and when a girl starts down that path, there’s nothin’ left but heartbreak and maybe a little Spotted Dick in the end. Trust a woman of experience, Daisy. The last thing you want is a lifetime of Spotted Dick, especially in the end. Now tend to that Hollandaise before it curdles and I have to box your funny little ears.”


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