Ah, the innocence of the #1950s …

" ... and the final ingredient, Cindy, is the incantation that summons Beelzebub from the Sixteenth Cesspit of Hell. That's what gives a good chocolate cake the kind of moistness that keeps husbands from straying and other housewives envious. Are you paying attention, darling? Okay. Let's get to work on that pentagram, shall we? Go get a piece of chalk from your toy-box and I'll grab one of those irritating chickens from Mrs. Whipple's coop across the fence."

” … and the final ingredient, Cindy, is the incantation that summons Beelzebub from the Sixteenth Cesspit of Hell. That’s what gives a chocolate cake the kind of moistness that keeps husbands from straying and other housewives envious! Are you paying attention, darling? Okay. Let’s get to work on that pentagram. Go get a piece of chalk and I’ll grab a chicken from Mrs. Whipple’s coop across the fence.”


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Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months.

Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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