#Wisdom from Nurse Peggy … #goodadvice

"...and remember: stress is your biggest enemy this holiday season! I don't want to see any of you ending up on my shift, so avoid stampeding mobs of shoppers, stay away from family members you'd love to bash with a shovel, and don't forget to BREATHE. Several deep, luxurious breaths are like a magic carpet-ride on your journey to tranquility. If that doesn't work, drink heavily. Drink like you intend to reduce your brain-matter to the color and consistency of a fine crème brulee. I'm working weekends at the rehab center, so your downfall is my trip to Fiji. It all balances out in the end. Happy Holidays, folks."

“…and remember: stress is your biggest enemy this holiday season! I don’t want to see any of you ending-up on my ward, so avoid stampeding mobs of shoppers, stay away from family members you’d love to bash with a shovel, and don’t forget to BREATHE. Several deep, luxurious breaths are like a magic carpet-ride on your journey to Yuletide tranquility.”

"If that doesn't work ... drink heavily. Drink like you intend to reduce your brain-matter to the color and consistency of a fine crème brulee. I'm working weekends at the rehab center, so your downfall is my trip to Fiji. See? It all balances out in the end. Happy Holidays!"

“And if that doesn’t work … drink heavily. Drink like you intend to reduce your brain-matter to the color and consistency of a fine crème brulee. I’m working weekends at the rehab center to pick up some hours, so your alcoholic downfall is my upcoming trip to Fiji. See, it all balances out in the end. Capiche? Happy freakin’ Holidays.”


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Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months.

Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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