“Such a great little restaurant for a first date, Bob. Love your taste! I can’t tell you how much I’ve needed to get away from the office lately.”
“Oh yeah, Sheila? Whaddaya do for a living?”
“I sneak through windows at night and chew the fingers of newborn infants down to bloody nubs. It pays the bills. What line of work you in?”
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“Oh my GAWD, that is so friggin’ DISGUSTING! Can’t you see I’m eating, here? Lord, my mother warned me about people like you! Waiter!?? WAITER!!! Bring us the bill. This dinner is over!”
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LMAO FUNNY!
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 19:46:10 +0000 To: k.baker2@live.com
I lawled.
Ruined first date or not, I don’t think this is the end for our lovely couple. I have a feeling Sheila secretly likes the bad boys. We may see them again.