“I just read in the Wall Street Journal that human beings are becoming more stupid due to overreliance on computers.”
“That’s a buncha crap, though, ‘cuz yesterday I took one of those online tests, and my I.Q. was twenty-one degrees warmer than it was last month. And I’m talking Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
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Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency (not really), but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is slated for release … sometime.
For your current reading pleasure, Jonathan is the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize books and novels, as well as the Midwest Book Review-acclaimed, Amazon No. 1 Pop Culture bestseller Confessions from the Comments Section. Visit Mr. Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile . . .
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Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)
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Now,wait just a minute,word master! Where do you get the privelage of dumping the excruciating state of our society,and the dangerous dolts who foul the nest? Why do you get to leave the madness in your dust? It reminds me of the spoiled ones who blow out of the places where winter is a torture,and come back when the lilacs are blooming and the air is sweet and mild!
But I get it,and envy that open door.I’m not a young tenderoni anymore,and the unbearable stupidity going on in our govment is driving me mad.I sure would like to remove myself from the bullshit,but I’m afraid of what’s going to go on when I’m deliberately ignoring it.
I don’t think we can allow ourselves to drop out.As citizens,we have to pay attention.Especially now,when every day brings a new outrage.
Nothing personal,and much admiration for you!
I’ve never fouled the nest, but I may have soiled the zeitgeist once or twice. 😘