Improve Your Smile, Crocodile

I completely understand this massive Australian saltwater crocodile’s sudden distress and displeasure. The dentist probably tried to “upsell” him on unnecessary deep-cleanings, ludicrous pocket-measurements, superfluous root-canals, ceramic implants, and an abundance of costly X-Rays. And all this after first pawning him off to a hungover hygienist with suffocating body odor in the lower extremities. TEAM CROCODILE, and you’d better believe it.

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