Given the fact that the population of sneaky, stealthy, hungry, dinosaur-sized saltwater crocodiles has skyrocketed from 5K to 30K in the murky waters along Queensland territory alone in Australia, WHY is catching a fish worth the risk?

These gigantic specimens can hurl themselves out of the water unseen and grab a man right out of his flip-flop sandals. CHOMP! Authorities later found this poor bloke’s remains being digested in the croc’s belly.

Canned tuna with a bit of onion, celery, dill, mayo, and fresh lemon juice is not that bad, you know.

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