“Barely” doesn’t cut it when one is a hungry Great White Shark. You gotta get at least one of the lower extremities to make the expenditure of energy worthwhile. Even an arm is useless. Would you feel satisfied if you ran to the wedding reception buffet only to discover one, shriveled, and lowly chicken wing left? You’d eat it, but your stomach would growl. Better luck next time, Sharky. Hey, where’s Ocean Ramsey? She’s definitely antipasti material, i.e. enough to tide a charcharadon charcharias over until a walrus comes along.

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