People who fail to keep an eye on their beloved canines while frolicking in an around Saltwater Crocodile territory in Australia (or gator country in the Southeastern USA, for that matter) should not be surprised when a faithful consumer of Doggie Chow actually becomes the chow. Many an elderly granny has learned this the hard way in Florida—and gators will gladly take an unwary Granny if they can’t quite get hold of her yapping Yorkie on its leash. Don’t just watch the water in such places, stay the hell away from it or risk getting stuffed under a rotten log for midnight snacking in the murky shallows.

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