Jonathan Kieran

A Great White Shark was spotted off the coast of Galway, prompting global news headlines. Apparently this is as rare as seeing a leprechaun. But I think the Irish need not worry. They swim only in Guinness, with the occasional wade up-to-the-ankles in Harp. Plus, great white sharks can be appeased, just like volcano goddesses. Simply toss Bono into the briny.

Thank you, thank you, ladies and genitals, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your servers.

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[ Delightful new work by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in the near future so brace yourselves and think of England. This stuff is built for speed. Stay tuned for more. Mr. Kieran is presently working feverishly to complete several works of masterful caliber. Therefore, social media engagement must remain secondary for a time … in favor of actual accomplishment. ] 

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