Laugh if you wish, but I once knew these two. ⬆️ They were business acquaintances only. I was invited but did not stay for supper, so my depiction is a mere guess, but my boss (at the time) insisted I broker a loan for them. A loan on a house.
Remote woodlands.
Big Sur.
Gingerbread trim. ✨
Past aspects of personal disgust aside, I am inclined to raise a tiny red flag of global disgust, at this moment.
Some human has written a biography of KIM KARDASHIAN.
The subtitle of the biography describes her as THE WOMAN WHO CREATED THE FUTURE.
In all my years of blogging, flogging, jogging, and snogging, I do not believe I have ever written one word about this particular woman or her family, one way or another, despite their culture-smothering fame.
Very well-known in the USA for, what? 72 years? This thing and her she-brood.
THE WOMAN WHO CREATED THE FUTURE.
How, in the name of all that is sweet and holy, did this exceptional specimen of humanity shoulder such a burden? Did she know, ahead of time, that she would be tasked with creating the future? If so, what went through her mind as she pondered the existential cost?
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Just a hunch. I’ve never heard it speak a full sentence.
Well, the future is here but I think other subtitles ought to have been considered before official publication of this imperial heroine’s life of staggering accomplishments.
These are only satirical and rhetorical suggestions, each ending with a question mark:
The Greasy Sow Whose Rancid Labial Flaps Inspired Millions to Whoredom?
The Piss-Glistened Skank Whose Own Mama [Allegedly] Produced Her Cinematic Debut?
The Brainless Carcass of Putrid Ass-Injections Who Launched Thirty Million Online Prostitutes?
Okay, I can’t … any further. I probably could, but my face would have to be hanging over a toilet bowl as I vomit.
Western civilization is on a path to suicide before our eyes …
… let it happen. Give the people what they want. Or what their apathy allows.
They’ll not only get the outcome in some future, slightly far-off scenario …
They’re
getting
it
right
now.
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