Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Maternal Sacrifice?
I knew women in the Assemblies of God movement were a bit twisted but I didn’t realize they’d stoop this low to keep their sons out of San Francisco. Then again, “tongues” is a specialty in this denomination. 🤮 The…
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Inclusivity At Work
What a nice touch to know that the differently abled also have a chance to experience Pastor Myers’s personal guarantee of fullness. Accessibility is the name of the game in that circumstance, after all. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a…
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Catholics Can Be Funny, Too
Termites?!? Even though those bugs must have reproduced and started eating that God-boat like so much meatloaf at a Golden Corral buffet, termites were the least of Noah’s worries, afloat amid the Deluge. Think of the danger posed by woodchucks…
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Don’t Beat Around the Burning Bush!
I’ve known a few Methodists in my day and found them to be pleasant, faithful people. Yet, there was always a subtle darkness about them, lurking beneath their cheerful exteriors—something I simply could not put my finger on. Now, my…
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The Dullards Out for a Drive
WIFE: “Google Maps says the next exit leads to Stultifying.” HUSBAND: “That’s the place for us.” —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Miscellany #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales…
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Oh The Irony
A church put this billboard up. A church that tells you NOT to believe it when you hear that God does not exist because you musn’t believe everything you hear. Then you’ll attend this church and “hear” that God does…
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Dork-Sided GorGoils!
They may look innocent as gooseberry pie and you likely remember the days when Ken and Judy Steele were vying, hit-for-smash hit, with the likes of Peter, Paul, and Mary for supremacy atop the Billboard Charts. But fans of classic…
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Family Values
When gals marry their brothers and procreate. Nice of them to include the kids on the cover. I see this as a battle for acceptance. You gotta love the Deep South. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for…
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Check that Clown’s Cellar
Not. For. A. Million. Dollars. “Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Whiskey the Grizzled Child-Snatcher to Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey!” #Nightmares —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January…
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Betwixt But Not Between
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️FIVE. MILLION-SELLING. HITS.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Including the classics: The First Time (Ever I Tried To See Your Face) Mama Dropped Me, Papa Popped Me Pleased to Meet You Both Short Bus Boogie Move To The Left and Rock Me —— [ THE…
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