Author: Jonathan Kieran
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At Least They Admit It …
Over the years, I’ve heard several sermons and met dozens of “assassins” in the pews who are quite capable of this kind of assistance. If they can marry you, they can sure as hell bury you. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Know Your Audience
Well, it can’t be said that Pentecostals don’t know their target demographic. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #Pentecostals #Maury #ChurchSignage #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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Helping Hands Ministry?
I’d be a bit wary of the Men’s Friday Night Prayer Circle at this house of worship. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #ChurchSocials #NotWhatYouSignedUpFor #HelpingHands…
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Humans Are Glorious
Calling all asteroids, the far and the near the earth is in need of a pelting, I fear. Slam with a vengeance and smash us to bits (blast THIS sad creature right off of its tits) Burn ev’ry human to…
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Not Your Average Church Potluck
They say the shepherd will always give his life for the hungry flock. Or perhaps the congregation just got a wild craving and decided to entice the wider community. That being said, I think the supper would have been an…
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Wardrobe Exorcism!
Get thee behind me, chiffon and gingham! Heed my curses as I sing ‘em! Velour and silk, go back to Hell! Taffeta, crepe, be gone as well! Organza, lace—the Lord dispels you! Velvet? The power of CHRIST compels you! Tainted…
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Peter Piper Picked a Peck …
… of pickled Presbyterians. If you’re going to give ‘em something to talk about on Sunday, your topic should really stand out. (I’m here all week.) ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is…
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Moods Occur
All is silent, all abandoned. Whispers fade to empty ends Loyal bonds are sundered swiftly, lighting over sky descends Empty friendships drift as leaves of Autumn on the river’s will Sneaking, stubborn, caught-yet-floating under clouds all grey and still. Fleeting…
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Brace Yourself For Genius
Best voice in modern music. One of the best songwriters. A GENIUS worthy of a wide audience and following. I stake my LIFE on it. Jamie Wyatt has received widespread critical acclaim but, honey, let me tell you: she’s even…
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Drugs Are Bad
I gather that drug-use was particularly rampant across the spectrum of creative professionals “back in the day,” but the artists who conceived and designed this abortion seem to have tapped into some early version of bath salts. I can picture…
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