Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Let Your Hair Down
Contrary to rumors of marriage to a dashing prince, after Rapunzel escaped the wicked witch’s tower, she discovered Pentecostalism and made quite an impression braying hymns on the Holy Roller circuit. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for…
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No Kidding …
… they saw you coming in that classy white ensemble and decided life was not really worth living. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #TheWednesdayBox…
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Yours for Two Quarters
One rose. One voice. One name. One unforgettable perm. Experience the legend. JOYCE. Wherever fine records and tapes are sold ————— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026]…
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Influencers
It’s hard work … best left to professionals. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Activists #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel…
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When Your Dreams Go Up in Sawdust
The hottest act in Baptist entertainment until little Randy came down with termites. #RIP —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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I’d Hate to See a Mediocre Effort
Do better, God. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChristianAlbumCovers #AllTimeBest #SleepingOnTheJob #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist…
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Beelzubub Comes For His Own
I hate to break it you, Sharla and Tommy, but we can SEE IT. It’s the spectral hand of LUCIFER, it GOT YOU, and he’s re’t to GO. (Come on—you know you both deserve hellfire for wearing white after Labor…
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You Say That NOW …
… but you’ll be using the Lord’s name in a different way when you see what the dove leaves in your hands, Mike. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international…
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It’s a Come to Jesus Moment
Honey, you’ll be even better as soon as you STOP touching the dessert buffet at Golden Corral. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChristianAlbumCovers #GoldenCorral #TheWednesdayBox…
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Pick One or the Other, Loretta
For a gal whose last name is FUDGE, I have a feeling the Lord would prefer she concentrate her efforts upon the latter of the two practices described. Put those hands where we can see ‘em, Loretta! —— [ THE…
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