Author: Jonathan Kieran
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That’s a Big Ask … Even for JC
Don’t beat around the bush, girls—tell him what you really want. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #PentecostalHair #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran…
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Waiting On a Ring and a Fling
You’d better believe this can be a legitimate, justified MOOD. Don’t make me prove it. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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Minds, This One Shall Blow
Doubt not. Tell a friend, but DON’T reveal the end. January 20, 2026 Brightbourne Books in association with Treehouse Ladder Productions ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20,…
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Affection Matters
“Aw, come on! Let me give you a big old hug and a kiss. I’m a welcoming kind of spider.” —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026]…
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The Wednesday Box
January 2026. Brace yourselves. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #DarkFable #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic #JonathanKieranArtist #Jericho…
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Let’s Go Eat the Goodies …
Like hogs to the slaughter. Witch Hazel needs her own franchise from Blumhouse. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Blumhouse #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore…
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It Never Fails
You’d better believe it’s breakfast time. Just a little past 5am and I’m already getting the “Dare-to-Resist-Me” look. Of course, it will work. Oh, the things we do for love. ————— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all…
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Per risum multum poteris cognoscere stultum!
”Wouldn’t you just know it—this describes us both to a tee. More’s the pity we never quite realized it ourselves.” ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026]…
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Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus!
”Now, this Latin saying literally means ‘The mountains are giving birth and the baby’s gonna be a mouse!” But in the South, where I come from, we say, “Girl, you sure are working extra hard on a garden that ain’t…
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Semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat
”Well, my dear Leonard, essentially this latin expression means that all of life is basically a shit sandwich—some people must eat them occasionally as little nibbles with tea while others gobble huge, sloppy, steaming poo-burgers daily. Isn’t that a fascinating…
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