Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Love Can Be a Liquid
The unfortunately named QUARTS OF LOVE was released by this group of saintly, leisure-suited advocates of nourishing udder ambrosia in response to SPILL YOUR BUCKET IN MY BARN, an album by sister-group, The Sizzlingly Seductive Milk Maids. Not since the…
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Optimistique Trois
Keep dreaming, girls. None of you have heard such sounds in the past and Ye shall not hear such sounds in the future. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international…
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So Many Bangers … So Little Time
I preferred her Metallica/Black Sabbath “fusion phase” myself. Rumor has it she is about to embark on her Jelly Roll era. 🤞🏻 —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January…
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The Eyes Tell Everything
Judging from Ricky’s expression, he has just discovered the REAL reason Geraldine laid that blanket on the ground. The trees will definitely be talking after the carnal passions they are about to behold. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark…
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Gertrude Tells Her TRUTH
Methinks Gertrude doth protest too much. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #LowChristology #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor…
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The Elite of the Elite …
Like Cher, Madonna, Elvis, and other superstars of the entertainment heavens, he needed only ONE NAME to spark the ravenous passion of millions across the globe. He was … KEN … and if you didn’t REQUEST his greatness, you got…
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Tempting …
… but I’m embracing vegetarianism. As of right now. At least others know exactly what they’re getting on this menu: Dick Black and his hand-held organ. (Did he do this on purpose? One has to wonder.) —— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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What Better Position?
The higher the hair the closer to JEE-ZUSS? These dolls must be ticklin’ his toes in the THRONE ROOM. And they’ll “pray” for me? That’ll be some sweet intercession once you comb-out the bats, black widows, and bedbugs. ———— […
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We Were Once Immortal … NOT
Forget the little waterfall nearby: this she-clown could dip her head in the water and part the Red Sea in ways that would shame Moses. I just KNOW she used Miracle Whip in her macaroni salads. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Yeah … Social Services and Dateline
This evangelical Christian duo had already taken the wider pop music world by storm with their first hit and its scintillating follow-up single, Mommy Left Us High and Dry (To Meet a Pimp in Memphis). Global stardom beckoned, stadiums sold-out…
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