Author: Jonathan Kieran
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If You Feel So Strongly …
… Come right out and say it like you mean it. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChurchSigns #ProtestantZeal #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran…
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The Visage One Merits
On the VERGE of nervous collapse?!? “Moses on a Bicycle, I’ve lost ME title!” Perhaps fortunately, perhaps unfortunately, I hail from an era wherein, as a child, I understood the term “FERGIE” to mean an allegedly galumphing, copper-haired slattern on TV…
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For The Bible Tells Me So …
And with the power of scripture on their side, pitiful, lonely men across the centuries have heeded this sacred admonition with gusto. ————— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January…
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No Lie Detected
Well, well, well. According to the latest available statistics, the Christian denomination which is bleeding followers and adherents the fastest is THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Around the world. Between you and me, I saw this coming two decades ago. The Presbyterian…
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Maternal Sacrifice?
I knew women in the Assemblies of God movement were a bit twisted but I didn’t realize they’d stoop this low to keep their sons out of San Francisco. Then again, “tongues” is a specialty in this denomination. 🤮 The…
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Inclusivity At Work
What a nice touch to know that the differently abled also have a chance to experience Pastor Myers’s personal guarantee of fullness. Accessibility is the name of the game in that circumstance, after all. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a…
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Catholics Can Be Funny, Too
Termites?!? Even though those bugs must have reproduced and started eating that God-boat like so much meatloaf at a Golden Corral buffet, termites were the least of Noah’s worries, afloat amid the Deluge. Think of the danger posed by woodchucks…
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Don’t Beat Around the Burning Bush!
I’ve known a few Methodists in my day and found them to be pleasant, faithful people. Yet, there was always a subtle darkness about them, lurking beneath their cheerful exteriors—something I simply could not put my finger on. Now, my…
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The Dullards Out for a Drive
WIFE: “Google Maps says the next exit leads to Stultifying.” HUSBAND: “That’s the place for us.” —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #Miscellany #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales…
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Oh The Irony
A church put this billboard up. A church that tells you NOT to believe it when you hear that God does not exist because you musn’t believe everything you hear. Then you’ll attend this church and “hear” that God does…
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