Author: Jonathan Kieran
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To Say Nothing of the Beavers!
Or the woodchucks and carpenter ants, for that matter. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #NoahsArk #BadMythology #BeaverPower #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel…
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Nothing Is More UnBeastly
Sweet, Diapered Jeebus! What in the ever-living Hell of Earth is the attraction to this ratty, jaundiced, possibly sociopathic soy-skunk? “Mr. BEAST”? He looks like the offspring of an anemic vegan woman (just before menopause) with tits down to her…
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Zanzibar Can’t Resist
One of the first panels I did for Zanzibar, exhibiting my slightly twisted sense of humor. Oh, the memories. I have 365 Zanzibar ideas in total. One day they will occupy a book or a calendar. (Someone help me—I have…
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Why Not?
Especially when they’ll throw-in a funeral service after the deed is done. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #CommunityEffort #KillerChurches #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife…
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On My Mind, Lately …
Another Zanzibar from the archives. I swear, when this new novel is released, I’m going to rev-up the comic engines again. I don’t laugh nearly as much as I used to or need to. The grim and humorless world will…
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Beware the Ukrainian Dwarf-Devil!
Just sayin’. It seems as if the little buggers might possibly have any number of tricks up their impish sleeves. Pure speculation, of course. Speedy recovery to the Judge and the Mrs. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/steven-meyer-shooting-indiana-natalia-grace-b2903814.html ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark…
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Mummy Mangles MeeMaw
70 year-old Grammaw goes up against the ancient Egyptian undead at Universal Studios park in Orlando, Florida. Mummy (in full keeping with the name of the ride) takes revenge. Unconfirmed bits of hypothetical chatter indicate that a potentially distant and…
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THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED.
… AND IF IT DID—Lock the parents up for allowing this album cover to be photographed. Clowns have always been creepy and unfunny and so shall they always remain. Little Timmy up there may have escaped with his life but…
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Manipulate Me, Lord!
The psychiatric bills must have been staggering but maybe she pulled some strings with a friend in the insurance racket. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #Pentecostals #BadAlbumCovers #TheWednesdayBox…
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Another from the Zanzibar Vault
I think this was the second panel I ever did. I always thought it had a certain je ne sais quoi. ———— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #ItsAllInTheDetails #SocialMedia…