Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Hang In There …
We hear you, Pauline, we know what Randy has been doing in the church basement, and we’re on our way. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026]…
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So Close Yet So Far
Word has it that bad management kept this duo from the brink of superstardom. Others point to the rumor that they toured with a pair of moldering coffins and only performed at night. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark…
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What What What?
What in the name of all that is sacred and seemly could the “musicians” on this album cover POSSIBLY have been trying to convey? Let us begin with the chilling circle of demonic possessiveness formed by the five creeptastic band…
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It Was Only a Matter of Time
After conquering the world of exotic dancing down at Lickety-Splitz, this was her most logical career progression. ————— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #StripperPoles #CountryHits…
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Maybe It’s Just Me …
Little Charlie looks thrilled to enjoy another one of Uncle D’s little “Bible visits” but Sheila has terror in her eyes and it ain’t the fear of the Lord. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by…
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Toho Studio Switcheroo!
Ohhhhhhh, no way. Forget the fact that these two have faces like Asian silkworms and MATCHING HAIRDOS potentially SPUN by silkworms … these “Gospelettes” (yeah, read the craptastic album graphics) were created by resentful Japanese post-war spies for ONE PURPOSE…
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Diamonds In the Rough?
La Voila—the first (rough) panel of a whimsical comic strip I was conceived a few years ago, called Finnegan’s Treehouse. It’s amazing what one discovers when cleaning out the ol’ archives. The idea is good and I don’t remember why…
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She Gots Herself the Vapors
It’s obvious that demons possessed that hairdo and established a maximum-security base of operations therein, but I question Judy’s declarative desire for Satanic exorcism. Look at her bleary eyes. Look at the foul fumes rising around her. Look at the…
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AND Sharon?!?
The Singing Wishman Family AND Sharon? Why was Sharon given second-billing apart from the family? Was she not deemed worthy of description as a “Singing Wishman”? Was she the illegitimate bastard offspring of Mr. Wishman and a prostitute named Tilly…
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Thanks for Your Interest …
… We in heaven are somewhat flattered, but your request is declined. —JC ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #Pervs #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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