Category: Pop HazMat All-Time Most Annoying TV Characters
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Lovably Bad Kids’ TV On-The-Cheap: Mr. Dressup
TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: MR. DRESSUP (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation 1967-1996) GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Ernie Coombs (Canada’s answer to Mr. Rogers … only a lot more caffeinated and likely to bounce off the cardboard walls) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Nothing touches the…
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Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons
POP HAZMAT-RETRO CAMPY CARTOON VILLAIN-OF-THE-WEEK by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: “HEXADECIMAL” from the classic 1990s computer-themed Reboot cartoon (1994-2002) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Shrill, excessively dramatic, possibly emphysematous and Borderline Personality Disordered digital sorceress/Super-Virus inhabiting (and terrorizing) the computerized cartoon Internet…
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Elmo: Harmless hyperactive puppet or Spawn of Satan? #popculture #pophazmat #satire
POP HAZMAT presents THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTERS IN THE HISTORY OF KIDS’ TV! by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S DUBIOUS HONOREE: “ELMO” from Sesame Street GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: Puppeteer Kevin Clash and the entirety of Sesame Street’s secret cabal of Satan-worshippers.…
Jonathan Kieran 