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Gertrude Tells Her TRUTH
Methinks Gertrude doth protest too much. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadAlbumCovers #LowChristology #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor…
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The Elite of the Elite …
Like Cher, Madonna, Elvis, and other superstars of the entertainment heavens, he needed only ONE NAME to spark the ravenous passion of millions across the globe. He was … KEN … and if you didn’t REQUEST his greatness, you got…
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Tempting …
… but I’m embracing vegetarianism. As of right now. At least others know exactly what they’re getting on this menu: Dick Black and his hand-held organ. (Did he do this on purpose? One has to wonder.) —— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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What Better Position?
The higher the hair the closer to JEE-ZUSS? These dolls must be ticklin’ his toes in the THRONE ROOM. And they’ll “pray” for me? That’ll be some sweet intercession once you comb-out the bats, black widows, and bedbugs. ———— […
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We Were Once Immortal … NOT
Forget the little waterfall nearby: this she-clown could dip her head in the water and part the Red Sea in ways that would shame Moses. I just KNOW she used Miracle Whip in her macaroni salads. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Yeah … Social Services and Dateline
This evangelical Christian duo had already taken the wider pop music world by storm with their first hit and its scintillating follow-up single, Mommy Left Us High and Dry (To Meet a Pimp in Memphis). Global stardom beckoned, stadiums sold-out…
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Can The Dog Watch?
This is what the church needs—a woman crosseyed with confidence and willing to tell her man EXACTLY what she wants and HOW she wants it DONE. (Hide your eyes, Moon-Pie! Things are about to get real.) ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Imagine the Clamor for This Greatness …
“By Request” does not begin to tell the amazing story. It’s easy for many of us to forget just how HUGE the SNURDS were in their heyday. An endless streak of Billboard No. 1 singles—they routinely knocked Beatles classics from…
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So Many Things To Unpack …
First, these folks apparently don’t know the difference between a trio and a quartet. (Maybe young Buster on the far right is actually staring at the unseen fourth member with his wandering eyeball.) Second, if these religious clowns are really…
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MORE Bad Evangelical Album Art
Alternate title: DEITY’S DANCING DUMMY —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release January 20, 2026] #BadChristianAlbumCovers #LowChristology #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran #CaliforniaLife #OnTheEdge #NewNovel #JonathanKieranTheAuthor #JonathanKieranMusic…
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