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Irreplaceable
I know for a fact that NO dance party in my youth was EVER worth attending (or guaranteed to be steaming HOT) without Mrs. Mills! Kids clamored for her until they nearly suffocated from hysteria. “Mrs. M” would turn a…
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And a Clarification …
I owe explanations to no one in this mortal coil and even though I am often enthusiastically rife with explanations about a variety of issues and subjects, I tend not to embrace the same verve when it comes to explaining…
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Big Bibles … Big Breakfasts
You’ll be even better as soon as you stop touching the buffet down at the Sizzler, Bible Mama. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #BadAlbumCovers #Cornfed #Sizzler #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel…
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Monday Enigmas For You
Interesting album title, but the cover itself is, ironically, proof that the omnipotent deity is capable of doing much, much worse than “best”. And that’s a theological shocker, right there. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran…
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Welcome to SAVANNAH
No, not Paula Deen. She is/was the Miss Magnificent Butter-Suckin’ Fat-Favorin’ Red Hot Mama FROM Savannah for many years before … er … “complications” arose. She’s still alive and apparently cooking “best dishes and wishes” but the SAVANNAH upon whom…
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Kacey Musgraves is a Shitty Whistler
Well, this is not a photo of me and Kacey Musgraves. It’s a photo of me and my Mom, Sandra, a few years before Alzheimer’s took her. I’m still angry about that, because she was a fun, loving, madcap lady…
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Zanz Redux
Another from the archives, just for a lark. But I don’t want to crow about it. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #ZanzibarCircus #ComicPanel #Satire #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale…
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LUKE … I Am Your Bar-Tab!
Yeahhhhh. I grew up as wee kid who was enthralled by the first film (after which I aged-out like most normal spawn) and I must aver that Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader were the breakout stars of that beloved…
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Instinct
I get the sense that their wedding night involved a particularly stiff drink. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release May 19, 2026 ] #Satire #BadAlbumCovers #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran #Folklore #JonathanKieran #WriterJonathanKieran…
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Rumor Has It …
Former country-pop superstar SHANIA TWAIN was mauled by an escaped leopard while touring the San Diego zoo. Photos from the bloody scene indicate that the songstress did not survive. If she does, she may not wish to show her face…
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