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Sinner Wins!
Jannik Sinner has conquered his nemesis, Carlos Alcaraz, and broken the spell yet again. With two Slams (including Wimbledon) and a victory over Carlitos at the year-end championships, Sinner really should be declared Year-End No. 1. What a fiery rivalry…
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Life’s Daily Ironies
If a road sign warns commuters of the dangers of texting and driving and drivers fail to see it because they are texting, does the road sign truly exist? In California? Especially? Equally: If a road sign warning commuters of…
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It Will “Drive Thru,” Alright
Why should the hired help experience anything different than the customers? I applaud this stellar example of truth-in-advertising. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #TruthInAdvertising #ExplosiveDiarrhea…
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They Are ALL Mine
Pfffft! I get my jalapenis chicken poopers at a little joint that charges only $1.99 for twelve poopers AND provides a free vomit-bag + roll of toilet paper for the inevitable post-meal reactions. I’m never going to reveal the location…
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The Secret’s in the Sauce?
If it comes out syrupy, one really should make haste to the doctor. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #Vermont #MapleSyrup #Oops #SecretInTheSauce #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales…
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At Least They Admit It …
Over the years, I’ve heard several sermons and met dozens of “assassins” in the pews who are quite capable of this kind of assistance. If they can marry you, they can sure as hell bury you. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY…
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Know Your Audience
Well, it can’t be said that Pentecostals don’t know their target demographic. —— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #Pentecostals #Maury #ChurchSignage #TheWednesdayBox #NewNovel #FairyTales #DarkFairyTale #AuthorJonathanKieran…
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Helping Hands Ministry?
I’d be a bit wary of the Men’s Friday Night Prayer Circle at this house of worship. ——— [ THE WEDNESDAY BOX, a dark fable for all ages by Jonathan Kieran is slated for international release February, 2026) #ChurchSocials #NotWhatYouSignedUpFor #HelpingHands…
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Humans Are Glorious
Calling all asteroids, the far and the near the earth is in need of a pelting, I fear. Slam with a vengeance and smash us to bits (blast THIS sad creature right off of its tits) Burn ev’ry human to…
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Not Your Average Church Potluck
They say the shepherd will always give his life for the hungry flock. Or perhaps the congregation just got a wild craving and decided to entice the wider community. That being said, I think the supper would have been an…
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