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Songs That Made Childhood Magical: Sesame Street Ragtime Alligator King!
Okay, so a hitherto planned “Ten Best Meals I Ever Ate” List is not going to appear today. I’m on the fourth day of a complete fast/cleanse, i.e. no solid food and only lemon-water, honey and cayenne pepper to sustain me.…
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Snorts, Illustrated
Did they want their copy to be perfectly generic and anodyne instead of the usual imperfectly generic scads of dried potato-flakes that are stuck to the pages of that shit magazine? File this one under: NO ONE CARES DUE TO…
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Because Whales Love Calamari, Too!
This is an interesting development in your hunger for must-have Daily Giant Squid Updates. What would a human life in the modern world be without such newsflashes? Lonely and bleak, most certainly. Truthfully, the Giant Squid never registered too highly…
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Great White Shark Survivor Toby Begg Back at the Scene of His Mauling
This a great news update from our friends at BeachGrit regarding Aussie surfer Toby Begg, whose story of courage and resilience captivated millions after a harrowing shark attack in August 2023. From reports during the Summer, it was obvious that…
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Need to Pub Limited Edition Prints of Your Artwork?
These gents have started a new company that may fill your utter need. Let’s hear it for our entrepreneurs. It’s not a bad idea, but more needs to be known about the logistics. The distribution of large-format artwork prints for…
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The Annual Question: WHY Do the Great White Sharks Dive So Deeply?
There are several undersea zones known to be frequented by larger fish like Great White Sharks, Swordfish, Whale Sharks, and Tuna. For one, there is a depth called “the Twilight Zone” by scientists, which rests about 3,000-6000 ft. below the…
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JAWS In The Shallows
Well, that’s the best place for them to chomp down on you, after all. ————— [A scintillating new shocker-of-a-novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in Spring 2024 so clear your calendars, book lovers. This one is built…
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Happy Whatever-Floats-Your-Boat!
Now go and kill an orc! [A scintillating new shocker-of-a-novel by Jonathan Kieran is slated for major release in Spring 2024 so clear your calendars, book lovers. This one is built for speed. Stay tuned for more … ] #Turkey…
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If It Crumbles, It Crumbles … Singin’ the Hagia Sophia Blues
Oh, poor Hagia Sophia, if I had the faith of a mustard seed, I would say to you, “Rise! And get thee to Greece!” but, alas. Everything turns to shite in the end, they say. ————— [A scintillating new shocker-of-a-novel…
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Our Lady of the Cheesy Parlor Tricks STRIKES AGAIN!
Doubt not the intensity of my stance as a longtime Recovering Catholic, friends, especially when I see stories like THIS ONE. Oh, Hell’s Bells, we’ve heard this hogwash before in a number of different manifestations, usually with precious little variety,…
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