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Random Things People Shove Under My Front Door
Who could have left this little pamphlet of piety while casing the neighborhood for converts? Jehovah’s Witlesses? Southern Baptulists? The Assembly of Adventists Twice-Removed, The Rip-Tootin’ Calvinist Welcome Wagon? So … uplifting. Literally! “Oh, Tina! It’s amazing! It’s wonderful! Glory,…
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Where, When, Why, What, and How Big Were the Fangs?
I won’t even pretend that TMZ Sports is a worthy journalistic source, much less expound upon the fact that “journalism” now appears to be an endeavor undertaken by imbeciles with pacifiers in their mouths, half-baked opinions in their soft-scrambled brains,…
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Hilariously Tangy Underworld BonBons from Cintra Wilson and Her Wilberforce Players
I’m just going to tell you to explore it at leisure. [Jonathan is busy writing and illustrating and finishing a whole slew of projects in preparation for upcoming major releases. Don’t expect a helluva lot of bloggin’ to get done…
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MechaStreisand Looms
I shall not beat around the bush—no, not for a second. Barbra Streisand was a technically dazzling singer, albeit one whose voice was (in my opinion) void of tangible charm or pathos. My mom loved her for a few years…
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Critics Basically Declare ‘The Exorcist: Believer’ To Be a Hodgepodge of Incoherent Turkey Droppings Mixed With the Stench of Decaying Talent in a Landscape of Abject Cultural Mediocrity
Of course, I should not have been surprised at all. The top critics around the world have already rendered their judgments and the “highly anticipated” return to the gritty, harrowing roots of the original classic film from 1973 has been…
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Big Shark But No Scale, Baby
The shark captured in this short clip from a fishing boat off the shores of Who-Knows-Where is DEFINITELY a Great White Shark and not a basking shark, as an obviously impressed onlooker in the clip suggested. The distinct, fattened cylindrical…
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If Old Family Photos Could SPEAK …
Mother has enough hair to conceal the Gutenberg Bible. Father doesn’t have enough hair to conceal the fact that his parents were siblings. The children will never be able to conceal their existential terror or get out from beneath an avalanche of lifelong psychiatric…
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Pretty Woman 320 B.C. ?
Get a load of this nonsense. Next these “journalists” and “researchers” will be insisting that Alexander the Great arranged for her to go shopping for clothes at a ritzy bazaar in Babylon, but the sales-ladies found her common and unsavory,…
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Catholics Swoon With Ecstatic Thrills Over “Miraculous” Bleeding Communion Wafers. Meanwhile, Children Starve Around the Globe
Take a look at this article from Catholic News Agency and weep for the moribund intelligence of humanity. The Catholic Church seriously investigates the possibly miraculous nature of communion wafers that start to “bleed” when dropped in glasses of water or just for kicks…
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What. A. Load. Of. CRAP.
I don’t know what sector of coastal land this seemingly uninformed dude considers to be “Central California” but I can assure him that Great White Sharks (and their offspring) have long hunted in healthy numbers through the waters off the…
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