Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire

POP HAZMAT HEADLINE DU JOUR: Pope Admits Existence of “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. posted by JONATHAN KIERAN (by way of NPR)

In a surprising display of outside-the-box tolerance, the Vatican tapped some of the world's most FABULOUS designers to create its spectacular new "gay lobby." Pope Francis revealed the lobby's existence in a recent meeting with reporters. "It's true, it's there," said the pontiff. "We have to see what we can do about it."

In a surprising display of outside-the-box tolerance, the Vatican tapped some of the world’s most FABULOUS designers to create its spectacular new “gay lobby.” Pope Francis revealed the lobby’s existence in a recent meeting with reporters. “It’s true, it’s there,” said the pontiff. “We have to see what we can do about it.”

RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: This bodes well for a “Twihard Café” next to the Sistine Chapel in the near future.

EXISTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS: If the Vatican is offering special architectural amenities to accommodate the diverse demographics of its visitors, one must consider this a sign of progress.

TAKE-AWAY QUOTE: “There’s talk of the ‘gay lobby’ and it’s true it’s there. We have to see what we can do about it.” (Pope Francis, June 11, 2013)
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