It could be worse. I hear Aquaman is selling #timeshares.

EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS: POP HAZMAT presents “CAPTURED MOMENTS” by JONATHAN KIERAN

"So a desperate little paparazzo finally gets a shot of me, after all these years. Big freakin' deal! You think this is gonna ruin my morning? Ha! Sure, things started going downhill after the series got cancelled in 1978. Have you ever had the bank repossess your invisible plane?  No? Well, it ain't no day at the beach, let me tell you, pal. I've made some mistakes since then. Who hasn't? Sure, I started hanging around with Kirstie Alley and  sublimating my fragile emotions primarily through the wanton and ravenous consumption of baked goods. It happens to a lot of people. Just ask Val Kilmer. But I can still work the hell out of this Golden Lasso, honey, so if I were you, I'd make tracks and let a lady walk into her local Coldstone Creamery without the need for bloodshed. Capiche?"

“So a desperate little paparazzo finally gets a shot of me, after all these years. Big freakin’ deal! You think this is gonna ruin my morning? Think again, asshole. Sure, things went downhill after the series got cancelled in 1978. Have you ever had the bank repossess your invisible plane? No? Well, it ain’t no day at the beach, let me tell you, pal. I’ve made some mistakes since then. Who hasn’t? I started hanging-out a little too much with Kirstie Alley and sublimating my fragile emotions through the ravenous consumption of baked goods. So what? It happens to a lot of people. Just ask Val Kilmer. But I can still work the hell out of this Golden Lasso, honey, so if I were you, I’d make tracks and let a lady walk into Coldstone Creamery without the need for bloodshed. Capiche?”


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