Opinions vary on the value of Japanese “snail facials.” #Dowager unimpressed.
POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN
Reports have recently surfaced that a spa in Japan has introduced a new treatment wherein living snails are applied to the human face for purposes of moisturizing and beautification. Many are thrilled to explore the restorative benefits of “snail mucous” in the battle against aging and all-around ugliness, but we at Pop HazMat thought it might be prudent to seek the opinion of Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham, concerning the viability of such esoteric and unusual methods. The Dowager, well-known for her willingness to proffer opinions (solicited and otherwise), did not disappoint:
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