POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING on the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN

“No. I categorically deny that I am leaving Downton Abbey because me stupid agent pressed me to ask for more bloody money and convinced me that I could write me own ticket because me character was bloody well indispensable. I am also not leaving because of the damaging effects of this wig, which was designed exclusively for me after the hairpiece worn by the Concubine of Satan who rules the Ninth Cesspit of Hell. I am likewise not leaving because the documented sight of me without makeup will admittedly give any observant child nightmares for decades and hurl them into a future filled with feelings of deep anxiety and a staggering mountain of unconquerable psychiatric bills. For the last time: I am leaving because no actress in her right mind would ever want to be steadily employed on a career-making, smash-hit TV show that is adored by millions ’round the world. Whoever heard of such a thing?”

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