Don’t water those violets at dawn, Granny. #safegardening

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN

"According to her neighbors, 85 year-old Mildred Wilkerson was a woman who loved nothing more than to tend the flowers and trees in her beloved garden. But this morning, neighbors and investigators alike are baffled as to why poor Mildred was discovered in that very garden, dead beneath a sycamore ...

“According to her neighbors, 85 year-old Mildred Wilkerson was a woman who loved nothing more than to tend the flowers and trees in her beloved garden. But this morning, neighbors and investigators alike are baffled as to why poor Mildred was discovered in that very garden, dead as a doornail beneath a sycamore …

... her once-grandmotherly face frozen in what appears to be a mask of abject and unrelenting terror."

… her once-grandmotherly face frozen in what doctors are calling ‘a mask of abject and unrelenting terror.'”

"Local residents point to a string of robberies that have plagued the area in recent weeks and wonder whether a burglar might have surprised the senior citizen as she went to water her plants in the early morning hours. Police have absolutely no answers at this time ...

“Local residents point to a string of robberies that have plagued the area in recent weeks and wonder whether a burglar might have surprised the timid senior citizen as she went to water her plants in the early morning hours. Police have absolutely no answers at this time …

... but say they will continue to search for any clue as to what could have possibly stricken poor Mrs. Wilkerson to the point of death-by-horror in her own tidy but seemingly unremarkable little garden. For K-WIG news, I'm Geneva LaRue, reporting live."

“… but say they will continue to search for any clue as to what could have possibly stricken Mrs. Wilkerson to the point of hair-curling death in her own tidy but rather unremarkable little garden. It remains, for now, a mystery. For K-WIG news, I’m Geneva LaRue, reporting live.”


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While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like!

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

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Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

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