“Arm your Feet for the Good of the Future” with #LasSuperChanclas

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN

Behold the Vision of Horror that every disobedient Latino child will see in their worst nightmares for years to come! Listen up, frustrated abuelitas! These tricked-out chanclas are a hard-working Latina mom's SWEETEST DAYDREAM. Take pride in knowing that nothing is beyond the scope of your disciplinary power and irrefutable authority when you stalk the floors of your well-swept home in a set of these dazzling beauties. Smart-mouthed children will quail in fear at the sound of these stealth-weapons whirring through the air towards their vulnerable heads! Moody husbands shall run for cover when you so much as reach toward the ground! Even burglars will think twice before entering a house where a woman is known to wield a Super-Chancla! Don't wait, Ladies. "Arm your Feet for the Good of the Future" with Las Super-Chanclas! [Available now at Macy's. $29.99 while supplies last. Adjustable super-sonic heels and patented Lacerating Rhinestone Side-Studs sold separately.]

Behold the Vision of Horror that every disobedient Latino child will see in his worst nightmares for years to come! Listen up, frustrated abuelitas! These tricked-out chanclas are a hard-working Latina mom’s SWEETEST DAYDREAM. Take pride in knowing that nothing is beyond the scope of your disciplinary power and irrefutable authority when you stalk the floors of your well-swept home in a set of these dazzling beauties. Smart-mouthed children will quail in fear at the sound of these stealth-weapons whirring through the air towards their vulnerable heads! Moody husbands shall run for cover when you so much as reach toward the ground! Even burglars will think twice before entering a house where a woman is known to wield a Super-Chancla! Don’t wait, Ladies. “Arm your Feet for the Good of the Future” with Las Super-Chanclas! [Available now at Macy’s. $29.99 while supplies last. Adjustable super-sonic heels and patented Lacerating Rhinestone Side-Studs sold separately.]

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While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a Like!

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, Friends, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

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