#SomewhereInEzekiel? …

"Nancy? Um ... Does babbling nonsense into the air make the invisible man in the sky feel good about himself? And what's with our arms? I mean, mine aren't very long. Is it really that important to be a couple of feet closer?"

“Nancy? Does babbling nonsense into the air make the invisible man in the clouds feel good about himself? And what the hell are we doing with our arms? I mean, mine aren’t very long. Is it that important to be a couple of feet closer? Does it make me a better Christian, this shit with the arms?”

"Not really. We do this to be ready when He sends down the heavenly shower of Skittles. Yea, glory! Taste the Rainbow, hallelujah!"

“Not really. We only do this to be ready when He smites Earth with the Heavenly Tempest of Skittles! Don’t you ever read the Scriptures, Sheila? Jesus Christ, get with the program. Now let me be. I feel an anointment of tongues coming on, bitch! Yon-dalla-walla-walla shandala King James shaniqua shaniqua Zanzibar-fondue macarena shandala Bible Bible Bible Bible!”

"Oh! Gummy nuggets of colored corn-syrup from God. We're SAVED!"

“Oh, praise Him! Gummy high-fructose Redemption Nuggets from Above! We’re SAVED!”

... Taste the Rainbow (Hallelujah)

… Taste the Rainbow (Hallelujah)

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