#FoodNetwork star Ina Garten wants to share a bit about her personal Lord & Savior …

"Fans of my show occasionally write to tell me that my success has been due to the calm and cheerful way I bond with viewers through the camera. They rave about the way every recipe just comes together in such  relaxed and laid-back atmosphere. But I'm here to tell you that being calm, relaxed and centered to the point of mild barbiturate sedation have had absolutely nothing to do with the success of my culinary empire."

“Fans of the show occasionally write to ask if my success is due to the calm-yet-moderately cheerful way I bond with viewers. People rave about how every recipe just seems to come together like magic in this relaxed and laid-back atmosphere. But I’m here to tell you that appearing calm, relaxed, and centered to the point of barbiturate sedation have absolutely nothing to do with the success of my culinary empire.”

"The flesh of one newborn billy-goat and three fluffy white bunnies sacrificed daily to Beelzebub, however, have everything to do with my success."

“The still-quivering flesh of one newborn billy-goat and three helpless kittens sacrificed daily to Beelzebub, Lord of All Darkness, however, have everything to do with it.”

"Never forget, viewers: in the entertainment industry, even a privileged Hamptons matron like me needs that extra little helping hand."

“Never forget, viewers: in the entertainment industry, even a politically privileged Hamptons matron like me can always use that extra helping hand.”

"So, until next time ... double, double, toil & trouble, from my kitchen to yours."

“So, until next time … double, double, toil & trouble. From my kitchen to yours.”


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Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news about the book here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months.

Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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