But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?

"... then the handsome Prince married Cinderella, and, after the wedding, threw her step-sisters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kendall, into a pool filled with starving sharks, where they screamed for mercy as they were devoured in great, gory mouthfuls ... even the parts made of plastic. THE END. Oh, Mother, you always know how to pick the most satisfying bedtime stories. I'll sleep like an angel after this one!"

“… then the handsome Prince married Cinderella, and, after the wedding, threw her stepmother, Kris, and her stepsisters, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kendall, into a pool filled with starving sharks, where they screamed for mercy as they were devoured by dagger-like teeth in great, dismembering mouthfuls. And the sharks gobbled them all UP … even the parts made of plastic. THE END. Oh, Mother, you always know how to pick the most satisfying bedtime stories. I just know I’ll sleep like an angel after this one!”


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Jonathan Kieran is withdrawing from contemporary human society to protest a multitude of offenses against taste and decency, but that doesn’t mean you need to head for the hills. No! Let Mr. Kieran become your Vicarious Hermit, serving all of your needs for solitude and isolated contemplation by proxy, as it were. Otherwise, stick around: some form of epic and expectation-shattering work is slated for release in 2015. News about future books and Jonathan’s in-development multimedia production company will be forthcoming.

For your current reading pleasure, Jonathan is the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize books and novels. Visit Mr. Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile . . .

Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of works. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below to learn more.

Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.

Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)

Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.

Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.

Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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One thought on “But was there enough gore left-over to chum the Enchanted Lake?

  1. The plastic parts? Poor sharks – Tierquäler!!!! As for you mother goose – you seem to be watching too many trash shows on TV here lately- ehem.

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