Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Rah! Rah! Sis-Boom-Bah! It’s ‘23 and I’m in Awe. (Not Really)
But Newsweek is in awe of this dude who takes risky “up close & personal” portraits of great white sharks, their toothy gullets exposed to the hilt. The guy says he’ll “never get eaten.” I wonder what might have been…
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Bathe with a Holy Goat Amid the Ruins
The sandstone temple of the ram-headed fertility god, Khnum, remains one of the most enigmatic archaeological sites hailing from the sultry days of ancient Egypt. It’s still a large and splendid monument, but severely truncated: only the hypostyle hall of…
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If One is Ready to Brave the Elements of Los Angeles …
… one should reward one’s self with the best dim sum around. HERE are the most vaunted dim sum destinations according to the folks at TimeOut. Spear that dumpling! ___________________________________#dimsum #LosAngeles #TimeOut #cuisine #culinarydestinations #JonathanKieran #dimsumrestaurants #JonathanKieranWriter #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranIllustrator #JonathanKieranArtist…
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Dive Into a Cintra Wilson Ocean and Swim Like a Happy Dolphin
Cintra Wilson has long been one of America’s premier pop-culture/political commentators and possibly our most scintillating contemporary wordsmith. Her books (A Massive Swelling, Colors Insulting to Nature, Fear and Clothing, etc.) are cult-legendary, as are her longstanding columns and essays…
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Improve Your Smile, Crocodile
I completely understand this massive Australian saltwater crocodile’s sudden distress and displeasure. The dentist probably tried to “upsell” him on unnecessary deep-cleanings, ludicrous pocket-measurements, superfluous root-canals, ceramic implants, and an abundance of costly X-Rays. And all this after first pawning…
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At Work For The Duration
Be not bewildered or bemused if most of what I post for the next year is largely trivial and comprised of succinct odds and ends. Lists have been made, revised, reconfigured, and condensed. Social life shall cease to exist for…
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Things We Need Not Know
I well remember this great white shark attack in Morro Bay last year at Christmas, but no one needed to learn particularly gruesome details about the poor man’s demise a year later. The “press” is weird, to put things mildly.…
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Merry Christmas …
… to those who revere the ancient holy day and fondest Seasons Greetings to those who celebrate other events and moments of significance to their peoples, traditions, and histories. __________________________________________________ #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyHanukkah #HappyKwanza #HappyRamadan #HappySolstice #JonathanKieran #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranWriter #JonathanKieranIllustrator…
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Great White Sharks in Scotland Waters?
They’re only there for the haggis. What other morsel could draw them nigh? Haggis and chum are virtually identical. ____________________________ #SorryScotland #Haggis #GreatWhiteShark #JonathanKieranAuthor #JonathanKieranArtist #JonathanKieranMusician #JonathanKieranIllustrator
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First Things First
Be not bewildered or bemused if most of what I post for the next year is largely trivial and comprised of succinct odds and ends. Lists have been made, revised, reconfigured, and condensed. Social life shall cease to exist for…
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