Jonathan Kieran

Author: Jonathan Kieran

• And you think YOUR kids are bored? They’re licking #eyeballs in Japan. #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Have you witnessed a Crime against Beauty? Don’t hesitate to call 911. #headlines #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Who says workplace naps won’t keep the $$$ in circulation? Job-Snoozing is THE LOOK. #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by 2 swingin’ hippy-chicks & a pink squirrel. #iturnedoutokay

  November 4, 2025
• Gael Garcia Bernal’s people need to call my people. Dude, there’s an Oscar on the line. #keepdreaming

  November 4, 2025
• When it came to rotting teeth in the ’80s, Sugar Bear left no child behind! #nostalgia #kidkibble

  November 4, 2025
• Look skinny in your coffin with Seattle quack’s new “Air, Water & Sunlight” Diet! #satire #headlines

  November 4, 2025
• Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies of Planet Trollop. #moviesiwanttosee #kardashians #satire

  November 4, 2025
• No Kidding: Amputees Brawl at Charity Soccer Match. (Organizers Stumped) #popculture #headlines

  November 4, 2025