Category: Existential Prices by Jonathan Kieran

My Post-Christmas “Glutton-Boy Blues.” #holidayexcess #redemption

JONATHAN’S POST-CHRISTMAS “GLUTTON BOY BLUES” You swore you wouldn’t overdo it, promised moderation, but in the New Year aftermath of “booze obliteration” your Tower of Indulgence has collapsed into a heap, and on your glutton-head it fell while you were fast asleep. You woke up with a headache and a tongue like salted pork. And all because you couldn’t halt that shovel called “a … Read More My Post-Christmas “Glutton-Boy Blues.” #holidayexcess #redemption

Swan-dive into the refreshing waters of 2014. Naked, if possible.

How have we possibly arrived at the very brink of yet another New Year together? Is it just me, or have the mischievous goblins of hyper-informed “modernity” been wreaking havoc with the attention-spans of other fine citizens of this spinning ball of slowly cooling molten rock, whipping us all into a frenzied population of cynical, disconnected automatons as the planet hurtles through space and … Read More Swan-dive into the refreshing waters of 2014. Naked, if possible.

Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife

* * * ________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel is slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are … Read More Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife

Even the aristocratic are tortured …

________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Even the aristocratic are tortured …

Hey, I’m all for the new atheist megachurches. Double latte, please. #trends

________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Hey, I’m all for the new atheist megachurches. Double latte, please. #trends

The world of dating is a tale of meet, greet & eat for #tarantulas.

Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel for adults, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That’s 5 days to scoop up this cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest City. Click … Read More The world of dating is a tale of meet, greet & eat for #tarantulas.

Sometimes the sheer carnage of self-sacrifice can scar a man for life. #NSFW

Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That’s five days to scoop-up this cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest City. Click HERE when the time … Read More Sometimes the sheer carnage of self-sacrifice can scar a man for life. #NSFW

American Horror Story: Coven is off to Sexy, Hexy Beginning. #worthwatching

Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That’s five days to scoop-up this delectable cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest City. Click HERE when … Read More American Horror Story: Coven is off to Sexy, Hexy Beginning. #worthwatching

Jessica Lange hopes to save wolves from a real #AmericanHorrorStory. #gogirl

The ever-alluring and viscerally talented Jessica Lange has impressed me for years on big screens, little screens and theatrical stages in-between screens, but she is never more enchanting (no, not even as a glamor-puss witch to be reckoned-with in the upcoming season of American Horror Story:Coven, premiering October 4th, FX) than when she is using her sultry charms to fight for the rights of … Read More Jessica Lange hopes to save wolves from a real #AmericanHorrorStory. #gogirl

When a sledgehammer will take care of the rest … #tectonicshift

Things are going to be changing at the Pop HazMat blog, although I am not quite certain about the exact nature of those changes, yet. One thing I can reveal is that aforementioned changes will indeed have a great deal to do with a number of rather gradual tectonic shifts and (strangle me now for using a vapid, dancing-through-the-flowery-fields-of-Self Improvement term) “life-changes” that have … Read More When a sledgehammer will take care of the rest … #tectonicshift