Jonathan Kieran

10.8.2013 2:16 AM

The Tannis Root Explains Everything. #ApocalypseWatch
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10.4.2013 8:07 PM

Jessica Lange hopes to save wolves from a real #AmericanHorrorStory. #gogirl
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10.2.2013 8:36 PM

I know why #Parisians stay so enviably skinny, but it doesn’t make me any less hungry.
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9.30.2013 6:58 PM

Hate when the Mormon lady critiques my selections at the movie-rental counter! #awkward
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9.27.2013 11:37 PM

Admit it: You know you’ve “Death-Googled” someone on a hunch. #iamnotalone
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9.26.2013 11:27 PM

There really is a town called “Spuds” and it has been #immortalized.
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9.25.2013 7:24 PM

We all have a “Swamp THANG” in the woodpile, I suspect. #literarycharacters
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9.24.2013 10:57 PM

A voice that could peel the barnacles from a boat. #literarycharacters
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9.23.2013 8:12 PM

When a sledgehammer will take care of the rest … #tectonicshift
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9.10.2013 10:52 PM

“Earl Grey has never gotten anyone through a real muddle.” #dowagerwisdom
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