Tag: godzilla

Life’s little battles usually require specific strategies. Choose your weapons wisely. #GodzillaKnowsBest

__ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … Escape … Read More Life’s little battles usually require specific strategies. Choose your weapons wisely. #GodzillaKnowsBest

What if #Godzilla starred in a big new movie and he couldn’t find his motivation?

There’s precious little that will get my ass into a Cineplex seat these days. For me to descend (or, rather, condescend) from my state of mountaintop seclusion and mingle with the Free-Range Rude and their ill-behaved spawn requires some serious reputation and/or calculated titillation on the part of Hollywood. I’d still go unquestioningly to see a Peter Jackson movie with popcorn in hand and … Read More What if #Godzilla starred in a big new movie and he couldn’t find his motivation?

Lunch-Hour with Bob & Sheila: The True Face of Monstrosity #Oscars

_______ Jonathan Kieran’s new novel is slated for release in Autumn 2014. Look for exciting news about the book here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … … Read More Lunch-Hour with Bob & Sheila: The True Face of Monstrosity #Oscars

P. Allen Smith can handle any garden pest. #tohoapocalypse

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN ____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and … Read More P. Allen Smith can handle any garden pest. #tohoapocalypse

When Downton faced Toho … #trulywarped

POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN TO BE CONTINUED … _____________ While Jonathan works to complete his new novel (slated for release in Spring 2014) blogging will be swift, light, fun and generally of the “drive-by captioning” variety. Meanwhile, if you’re bored and don’t have any Japanese eyeballs to lick, hop on over to Jonathan Kieran’s … Read More When Downton faced Toho … #trulywarped

Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday

POP HAZMAT HOLIDAY EDITION presents FATHER of the MILLENNIUM (Monster Edition) by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S HONOREE: Godzilla, Patient Father of Irritating Shame-Child, Minilla PRIME EVIDENCE OF FANTASTIC FATHERLY SKILLS: Son of Godzilla (1967, Toho Studios) Godzilla’s Revenge (1971) RUDIMENTARY ANALYSIS: Perhaps still reeling from this week’s revelation that Tokyo’s youth are so detached from common sense and reality that they’ve taken to licking each … Read More Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday

Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies of Planet Trollop. #moviesiwanttosee #kardashians #satire

JONATHAN KIERAN presents MONSTER MOVIES I’LL PAY TO SEE TODAY’S FEATURE: Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies from Planet Trollop (2014 — Script Allegedly “In Development”) STARRING: Godzilla (as Himself) Kim Kardashian (as “Festerinka”) Kris Kardashian (as “Pimpesta”) Khloe Kardashian (as “Valtrexia”) Ann Curry as “Mariko” Matt Lauer as “The Arch-Chancellor of Trollop” PLOT SYNOPSIS: The people of Japan are stricken with terror when three hideous … Read More Godzilla Vs. The Ghoul-Doxies of Planet Trollop. #moviesiwanttosee #kardashians #satire

HazMat HOF Women We Need to See More Often: Juliette Binoche

Best Meal I Ever Ate No. 9 coming tomorrow. Meanwhile, my mind is on chocolate. More particularly, my mind is on Chocolat … HAZMAT HALL OF FAME (WOMEN WE NEED TO SEE MORE OFTEN) TODAY’S FORTUNATE HONOREE: JULIETTE BINOCHE PEDESTAL-WORTHY LEGACY: The English Patient (as “Hana”) 1996 and Chocolat (as “Vianne”) 2000, etc. GUILTY OF VEHICULAR FANSLAUGHTER: The British gave her a bit of … Read More HazMat HOF Women We Need to See More Often: Juliette Binoche