Strictly beer, burgers & brats. Wear shorts. Show off your #legs.
Mark Your Calendars! To Celebrate Halloween 2013, Jonathan’s wild & witchy All Hallows Eve-themed novel, Rowan Blaize and the Hand of Djin Rummy, will be available for FREE KINDLE E-BOOK DOWNLOAD from 12AM October 27 until midnight October 31! That’s 5 days to scoop-up this cauldron’s brew-of-a-tale, set amidst the magical mischief and mayhem of St. Augustine, America’s Oldest City. Click HERE when the time comes to fire-up the imagination (and your Kindle) this Halloween! See below for more details about the book …
It’s going to be a simple affair–nothing fancy. I know you’ve come to expect exquisite and complex gastronomic masterpieces from me, and you have every right to desire more of my singular genius in that regard, but this Tuesday we’re going to strive to keep things simple. I’m talking burgers, brats, beer and maybe a bit of salad. Okay, you want appetizers? I’ll have chips and salsa. Happy now? Does that satisfy your greedy little mealy-mouthed palette? I’ll even start with my whirled-renowned homemade stuff. Here’s the bowl. Here’s my secret ingredient inside the bowl. All I need is the pestle. Where did I put that damned thing, anyway? And, hey! When it comes to recipes, don’t tell anyone. I mean it! Some of my guests are a little unsophisticated, they aren’t used to exotic ingredients, and I don’t feel like explaining a lot of culinary minutiae to them if they suddenly find themselves in some sort of “intestinal distress.” Like I care. To reiterate: This cookout is going to be low-key. No headaches.
No, you don’t have to bring anything. In fact, you know what? Don’t even come. There’ll be more food for me, which is what I really want most in life, anyhow. There. I said it. The whole world knows. Big freakin’ deal. But if you do come, keep in mind that this is strictly a backyard, chillin’-on-the-deck sort of thing. The weather is supposed to be warm and sultry. Wear shorts. Show off your legs. All eight of them, if you want. I don’t mind. I really don’t.
Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months.
Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile …
Escape the Imminent Collapse of Civilization, if only for a few hours. A sweeping modern fairy-tale is born with the Rowan Blaize series of books. Click on the book covers to the right or have a look below …
Watch the Rowan Blaize Book Trailer HERE.
Book One = The magical cornerstone – a lavishly illustrated epic narrative poem … a genuine “spell” for the young and young-at-heart to treasure for a lifetime, telling the story of sorcerer Rowan Blaize’s battle to regain his magic powers. (Think Beowulf-meets-Dr.Seuss or an epic story-in-verse of a scope similar to Tolkien’s soon-to-be-released The Fall of Arthur, only contemporary.)
Book Two = The rip-roaring novel that continues the adventures of Rowan Blaize and introduces the three hilarious witches of the Ancient City, along with its dysfunctional werewolves, wraiths, ghosts, vampires, dryads, banshees and a beauty pageant brat that just might destroy the world.
Book Three = The next novel that finds Rowan trapped by a spell in another world, caught between a faery-squashing sorceress who’ll stop at nothing to conquer the kingdom … and a feisty teenage prince who’s determined to get it back.
Click here to purchase the Kindle e-books and watch a video of Jonathan discussing his work.
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Rowan Blaize Official Website
Weeeeeeeeell you can rest asured that you will not have to entertain this well-rounded imperial body, for as long as those multi-legged-stage-dancer are staying over. “Too bad” she said while unpacking a certain Gooseberry Meringue from the take-over-to-Jonathan’s-house-box, “stabbing” gently through the layers, slowly savoring the first tentalizing bite, mentally winking at the Troubadour with a wicked grin on her face 😉