Author: Jonathan Kieran
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Admit it: You know you’ve “Death-Googled” someone on a hunch. #iamnotalone
Ah, the amazing power of Google to ferret-out important (and often regrettably belated) information in a matter of mere seconds for the intrepid or even for the plain ol’ nosy among us. I found myself thinking about an old friend…
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There really is a town called “Spuds” and it has been #immortalized.
~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN CHARACTER(S): The Hobgoblin Brothers of Spuds IMDb DREAM PORTRAYAL by: NATURE/OCCUPATION: Hobgoblin siblings and monstrous gourmands/caterers par excellence. AGE: At least as old as the American Civil War Era BACKGROUND:…
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We all have a “Swamp THANG” in the woodpile, I suspect. #literarycharacters
~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN NAME: WarrowWize IMDb Dream Portrayal By: Steve Buscemi NATURE/OCCUPATION: Dithering, Blithering, Nostril-Hair Withering Swamp THANG AGE: 275 Years BACKGROUND: WarrowWize obviously didn’t emerge ex nihilo from a bit of dead…
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A voice that could peel the barnacles from a boat. #literarycharacters
~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN NAME: Dendara Cubbidge IMDb Dream Portrayal By: Monica Horan NATURE/OCCUPATION: Local manifestation of the Bean Sidhe (a freakin’ “Banshee,” okay?) AGE: I’m getting the distinct impression (from my own mind,…
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When a sledgehammer will take care of the rest … #tectonicshift
Things are going to be changing at the Pop HazMat blog, although I am not quite certain about the exact nature of those changes, yet. One thing I can reveal is that aforementioned changes will indeed have a great deal…
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“Earl Grey has never gotten anyone through a real muddle.” #dowagerwisdom
Originally posted on Jonathan Kieran: POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN “One day soon, my dear, you will discover that the secret to running a castle full of conniving servants and irritable…
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“Earl Grey has never gotten anyone through a real muddle.” #dowagerwisdom
Originally posted on Jonathan Kieran: POP HAZMAT “CAPTURED MOMENTS” presents EAVESDROPPING at the OUTSKIRTS of EXCESS by JONATHAN KIERAN “One day soon, my dear, you will discover that the secret to running a castle full of conniving servants and irritable…
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Songs That Made Childhood Magical: “7” by the Alligator King #sesamestreet
Originally posted on Jonathan Kieran: Okay, so No. 9 in the “Ten Best Meals I Ever Ate” List is not going to appear today. I’m on the fourth day of a complete fast/cleanse, i.e. no solid food and only lemon-water,…
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I’d feel no #misery if the great Kathy Bates played one of my witches. #characters
Originally posted on Jonathan Kieran: ~The World of Rowan Blaize: Character Profiles~ by JONATHAN KIERAN The realm of ancient sorcerer Rowan Blaize is one in which otherwise hidden worlds collide with (or dwell alongside) our own mortal sphere. Rowan’s existence…
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Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by 2 swingin’ hippy-chicks & a pink squirrel. #iturnedoutokay
Originally posted on Jonathan Kieran: POP HAZMAT-RETRO presents CLASSIC CHILDREN’S TV ON-THE-CHEAP!by JONATHAN KIERAN TODAY’S HONOREE: The Magic Garden (WPIX-TV 1972-1984) RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATNESS: Carole Demas and Paula Janis Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by…
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