Category: Drive-By Captioning from Jonathan Kieran

My Post-Christmas “Glutton-Boy Blues.” #holidayexcess #redemption

JONATHAN’S POST-CHRISTMAS “GLUTTON BOY BLUES” You swore you wouldn’t overdo it, promised moderation, but in the New Year aftermath of “booze obliteration” your Tower of Indulgence has collapsed into a heap, and on your glutton-head it fell while you were fast asleep. You woke up with a headache and a tongue like salted pork. And all because you couldn’t halt that shovel called “a … Read More My Post-Christmas “Glutton-Boy Blues.” #holidayexcess #redemption

Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife

* * * ________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel is slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are … Read More Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife

“J” is NOT for Junk (in the trunk) #ChristmasCheer

_______ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel is slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a “Like,” if you are so inclined. Meanwhile … Read More “J” is NOT for Junk (in the trunk) #ChristmasCheer

Don’t let the crocodile tears fool you. Little Karen plotted Frosty’s demise. #holidaycheer

I confess to undergoing a somewhat disturbing phase in my youth–one in which I imagined utterly cheerless “alternative plots” and dark, warped endings to various beloved Christmas cartoons (particularly ones featuring cherubic little girls who were really snow-murderesses in disguise). I’m getting the help I need, but admit to being thrilled when Frosty first met his Rankin & Bass doom. Frosty was such a … Read More Don’t let the crocodile tears fool you. Little Karen plotted Frosty’s demise. #holidaycheer

#Wisdom from Nurse Peggy … #goodadvice

_____________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More #Wisdom from Nurse Peggy … #goodadvice

Be careful what you throw around this #Thanksgiving. Things can get tense around the table.

____ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Be careful what you throw around this #Thanksgiving. Things can get tense around the table.

Circumventing the GOOP #unicorns&virgins

____________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Circumventing the GOOP #unicorns&virgins

#SomewhereInEzekiel? …

Anne with An E-Ticket … #travel

____ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Anne with An E-Ticket … #travel

Even the aristocratic are tortured …

________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Even the aristocratic are tortured …

Hey, I’m all for the new atheist megachurches. Double latte, please. #trends

________ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Hey, I’m all for the new atheist megachurches. Double latte, please. #trends

Ah, the innocence of the #1950s …

_______ Jonathan Kieran’s (as-yet-untitled) new novel, an epic supernatural thriller, is now finished and slated for release in late Spring 2014. Look for news about the release here and at Amazon.com in the coming weeks and months. Jonathan is also the author of the classically appointed Rowan Blaize series of modern fairy-tales and novels. Visit Jonathan Kieran’s Official Facebook Page and give it a … Read More Ah, the innocence of the #1950s …