Jonathan Kieran

Category: Pop HazMat Headline du Jour

• Opinions vary on the value of Japanese “snail facials.” #Dowager unimpressed.

  November 4, 2025
• Mexican Volcano Erupts in Reaction to #Kim-K Spawn (Oh, Don’t Look So Surprised.)

  November 4, 2025
• Pope mentions “Gay Lobby” in Vatican. Says: “Sure. It’s right next to our Mixed-Marriage Mezzanine.” #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Pop HazMat: Don’t pet the beaver if it’s not in the mood. #headlines #lifelessons #wildlife

  November 4, 2025