Jonathan Kieran

Author: Jonathan Kieran

• No one quotes a non-existent scripture like the #dowagercountess.

  November 4, 2025
• Gentlemen, Start Your … er … fill your glasses. #holidaybooze

  November 4, 2025
• I’d feel no #misery if the great Kathy Bates played one of my witches. #characters

  November 4, 2025
• “Earl Grey has never gotten anyone through a real muddle.” #dowagerwisdom

  November 4, 2025
• Well, I certainly wouldn’t choose Will Ferrell for the part. Too solemn. #daydreams

  November 4, 2025
• “Robbing Debra Winger like a common 7-11 for Terms of Endearment. Ghastly woman.” #downtonabbey

  November 4, 2025
• They’ve handled this sort of thing for centuries at #Downton.

  November 4, 2025
• It could be worse. I hear Aquaman is selling #timeshares.

  November 4, 2025
• “Really, what’s a little exsanguination among sisters, I ask you?” #LadyGrantham

  November 4, 2025
• For everyone’s sake, enjoy your penguins in #moderation.

  November 4, 2025