Jonathan Kieran

Category: Lowest Common Denominator

• I was still willing to give cinema the benefit of the doubt. Then I saw Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters #despair

  November 4, 2025
• Because we all know #anyone can do it. #trueartistry

  November 4, 2025
• Nurse Peggy: not impressed by fancy accents. #BritishLife

  November 4, 2025
• Don’t let the crocodile tears fool you. Little Karen plotted Frosty’s demise. #holidaycheer

  November 4, 2025
• Hate when the Mormon lady critiques my selections at the movie-rental counter! #awkward

  November 4, 2025
• Gentlemen, Start Your … er … fill your glasses. #holidaybooze

  November 4, 2025
• Don’t worry, fellow #doglovers: Doris Day & Betty White have been alerted and they are ON IT!

  November 4, 2025
• Pop HazMat Headline du Jour: Ashton Kutcher Says Twitter is Really Messed Up

  November 4, 2025
• POP HAZMAT HEADLINE du JOUR: “TAN MOM” Releases Music Video. Asteroid Approaches Earth in Nick of Time.

  November 4, 2025