Jonathan Kieran

Category: Magical Childhood

• Here’s to the Dads who taught us to breathe radioactive flame & destroy our enemies! #fathersday

  November 4, 2025
• Sorry, but Agent Smith learned it ALL at the feet of Hexadecimal. #nostalgia #animation #cybertoons

  November 4, 2025
• Some kids are raised by wolves. I was raised by 2 swingin’ hippy-chicks & a pink squirrel. #iturnedoutokay

  November 4, 2025
• When it came to rotting teeth in the ’80s, Sugar Bear left no child behind! #nostalgia #kidkibble

  November 4, 2025
• Remember Boo Berry Crunch cereal? Sugar-coated necromancy in a box. #popculture #nostalgia #drunkmoms

  November 4, 2025
• Elmo: Harmless hyperactive puppet or Spawn of Satan? #popculture #pophazmat #satire

  November 4, 2025
• Pop HazMat: Someone’s in the kitchen with Dyna-Girl. #popculture #nostalgia

  November 4, 2025
• He-Man & She-Ra: Proudly fostering body dysmorphic disorders since 1983!

  November 4, 2025
• Sally Field cringes today at her Flying Nun career-choice, but it inspired Richard Branson’s Virgin Air. #NOT

  November 4, 2025
• POP HAZMAT QUESTIONABLE CHILDHOOD CANDY HALL OF FAME: “STARBURST” by Jonathan Kieran

  November 4, 2025